Illustrative data. Real stats coming soon.
12,847Excuses Generated+342 today
3,201Bridges Burned26% of all excuses
Skipping MeetingMost Used Scenario4,102 times
6.4/10Avg BelievabilityYou guys are mid liars
Excuses by Scenario
Skip Meeting
4,102
Skip Date
3,210
Skip Gym
3,109
Skip Family
2,426
Who is Being Let Down
Friend
5,201
Boss
3,847
Mom
2,109
Situationship
1,690
Risk Distribution
Safe Liar
6,201
Risky Business
3,445
Career Ending
3,201
Most Used Tone
Corporate
3,201
Villain Arc
2,847
Startup Bro
2,104
Soft Boy
1,890
Gym Bro
1,442
Indian Mom
921
Toxic
442
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